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Septic Tank Division

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New League Same Hands

Manager Danny Dorgan

 Part of the first group of managers to join the league in 2015, Danny took his spot in the BlackSheep Division.  His team was a model of consistency for the first three seasons in the league, finishing in the middle of the pack, but just out of the playoffs.  Danny was finally able to push HandsLikeWayneMello over the hump and into the playoffs in 2018, falling in the semi-finals.    In 2022, against all odds,  Danny was finally able to secure the BlackSheep Division Title.  In 2024 Danny made the jump to the Septic Tank Division, just missing a title shot and finishing 4th.  Will he be able to improve in 2025?


Septic Tank Division Record:  10-7


BlackSheep Division Record:  65-62

2022 Blacksheep Champion

Frank White

Manager Frank Hill

Frank was brought on board in 2024 with a slew of new managers in the newly formed Septic Tank Division.  In his first season, he led his team to a playoff push, but only ended up finishing the season in 5th.  A modest start to his career in the TCT, he will look to improve next season in 2025.


Septic Tank Division Record:  8-8

No Casamigos!!

Manager Matt Gill

Matt Gill joined the TCT in 2024 when the Septic Tank Division was formed.  After a lack-luster season, the new manager was able to finish 6th after losing to Frank Hill.  The similar sounding last names, the exact same regular season records, and the fact that they faced off in the 5th place match have led to some referring to the pair as the Bert and Ernie of the TCT.  (For the record, Frank is Bert and Matt is Ernie.)


Septic Tank Division Record:  7-9

Kat's Kittys

Manager Kat Downey

There were a lot of expectations placed on Kat when she entered the league in 2024.  The wife of longtime TCT manager Nick Downey, she had to be somewhat successful while talking a lot of trash, right?  Well not exactly.  Kat's team did not perform well enough most weeks to warrant any kind of trash talk.  Narrowly dodging a flush last season, maybe 2025 will be her year to run her mouth and the division.


Septic Tank Division Record:  7-9

Fuel Man

Manager Mike Quinn

 Mike Quinn was the second guy Skip Bettencourt brought into the fold in 2022.  After a questionable draft, Mike was able to pull off multiple underdog wins.  Not to be slept on, True Value made a push for the playoffs, but fell just short in his first year in the league.  In 2023 Fuel Man struggled along in the bottom of the league finishing 7th in the regular season but the Toilet Bowl Champ after the playoffs.  After an 8th place finish in 2024, Mike finds himself in the Septic Tank this season.


Bush League Division Record:  18-30


Septic Tank Division Record:  Rookie

Last Mohican

Manager Kevin Macedo

 Kevin joined the league for the initial season of the Champion's Division.  The Last Mohican could not seem to figure it out, finishing in the bottom half of the division for the first four seasons.  After a 9th place finish in 2018, Kevin was dropped down to the Backroom Division.  The Last Mohican seemed to find the answer to their problems in 2020, winning the Backroom Division championship.  Kevin elected to hold his team down in the division to defend the belt for another season.  This proved to be a mistake.  In 2022 Kevin found himself getting flushed down to the Bush League Division.  Last Mohican should have been cautionary tale to all those who elect to defend the title.  The first manager to play in all 3 divisions, Kevin again found himself in the cellar of the Bush League in 2023.  After two consecutive 4-12 finishes in the Bush League, Kevin continues his tour of all divisions in the Septic Tank this season.


TCT Champion's Division Record:  23-29


Backroom Division Record:  29-27

2020 Champion


Bush League Division Record:  8-24


Septic Tank Division Record:  Rookie

Port-au-Prince Pet Eaters

Manager Tom "Misterfive" Sinko

 Tom "Misterfive" Sinko is the second member of Risky Biz to join the TCT.  An entertaining and exciting character, his debut season was lackluster.  With a full season in the TCT behind him, Tom looked to turn it around in 2023.  Bad luck and injury prevented that from happening.  After another bad season in 2024, Tom finds himself flushed down to the Septic Tank Division for 2025.  If you're looking to make your earholes happy, check out his music here.


Bush League Division Record:  17-31

Michael Scott's Tots

Manager Chris Fournier

Chris joined the TCT in 2024 with the addition of the Dead-Bottom Division.  After a 7-7 regular, Chris was able to lead his middle of the pack team all the way to finals.  When all was said and done, he became the first Dead-Bottom Division Champion and secured his place in the Septic Tank Division this season!


Dead-Bottom Division Record:  10-7

2024 Dead-Bottom Champion

Standin on Business

Manager Dan Benoit

Dan came into the league highly recommended by both his brother, Blacksheep Manager Ryan Benoit, and Bush League Manager Chace Jabotte.  After a mediocre rookie campaign, Dan was able to sneak into the playoffs when another team failed to present a full roster.  Dan took this stroke of luck all the way to the finals falling just short of the championship.  Now in the Septic Tank, he hopes to get lucky again, but end the season with a title. 


Dead-Bottom Division Record:  9-8

The Real Mike Stephens

Manager Michael Stephens

Some call him Michael, others call him North Shore Mike, but you can call him The Real Mike Stephens.  Cousin to manager Mike Stephens of the Bush League, the two battled over the use of their name.  After a successful season and side victory over his cousin, The Real One brings his talents to the Septic Tank for 2025.


Dead-Bottom Division Record:  11-5


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