Septic Tank Division

 Commissioner's Note:  Danny joined the league in it's first season in 2015 as a member of the Blacksheep Division.  He seemed to lead the same average team year after year usually finishing with an even record and 5th or 6th place.  He finally found success in 2022 when he won the Blacksheep Division Championship.  In 2024, he made a leap to the Septic Tank Division.  He got off to a solid start.  We'll see what it leads to.

Threat Level:  8 

Septic Tank Division Record:  10-7

BlackSheep Division Record:  65-62

2022 Blacksheep Champion

Commissioner's Note:  Frank jumped on board with the other 19 new managers of the 2024 season.  He led a competitive team to an even record.  I'm still not sure what to expect from Frank.  He's very quiet.  It makes me nervous.  He might be so overwhelmed with fantasy knowledge that he has to be frugal with his words or all the knowledge will spill out.

Threat Level:  4

Septic Tank Division Record:  8-8

Commissioner's Note:  Matt joined the league in 2024.  He hasn't really made an impact yet, but definitely like to mix it up in the division chat.  Matt is always there to stoke the fires of controversy when they arise.  I'm not sure if this is a positive gain for his fantasy team or a distraction.  I'll keep my eye on him and continue to take notes.

Threat Level:  3

Septic Tank Division Record:  7-9

Commissioner's Note:  I've known Kat just as long as I've known her husband, Nick.  She has to be one tough cookie to put up with him.  That's why when her application hit my desk in 2024, it was instantly approved.  A no nonsense manager, she has little tolerance for the shenanigans that take place in the chats.  She must not have time for it having to deal with Downey all day.

Threat Level:  3

Septic Tank Division Record:  7-9

 Commissioner's Note:  Who is this guy?  Is he real?  I have yet to meet this man in person.  Both my dad and Tommy Rego swear this guy is real.  I don't believe them.

Threat Level:  1 (figments of imagination can't threaten you)

Bush League Division Record:  18-30

Septic Tank Division Record:  Rookie

 Commissioner's Note:  Kevin has been with us since the start of the league in 2015.  He has had varying degrees of success.  He was able to get his act together for one season back in 2020, becoming the Backroom Division Champion.  He was the first manager to decide to stay in the division and defend his title.  This started a curse.  He lost the very next year and was dropped to the Bush League Division.  He hasn't looked back since.  Kevin may be the first manager to be a member of each division.

Threat Level:  1

TCT Champion's Division Record:  23-29

Backroom Division Record:  29-27

2020 Champion

Bush League Division Record:  8-24

Septic Tank Division Record:  Rookie

 Commissioner's Note:  Tom joined the TCT back in 2022.  I'd be lying if I told you his time here has been anything but a struggle.  From what I've seen, it's not even his fault.  He seems to have the worst fantasy luck in the league.  His draft picks bust.  The players he trades away blow up while the ones he gets are injured.  He is a perpetual nominee for the Fantasy God's Punching Bag Award.  But Tom is a talented actor and lyricist.  If you're looking to make your earholes happy, check out his music here.

Threat Level:  1

Bush League Division Record:  17-31

Commissioner's Note:  Chris jumped on board in 2022.  He led his 7-7 team all the way to the finals and became the first Dead-Bottom Champion.  He is an avid listener to The Commissioner's Desk Podcast and seems to have a lot of fantasy football knowledge.  I need to wait and see if last season was a fluke or if he's the real deal.

Threat Level:  6

Dead-Bottom Division Record:  10-7

2024 Dead-Bottom Champion

Commissioner's Note:  I didn't know Dan before the 2024 season.  His application came with recommendations from both Ryan Benoit and Chace Jabotte.  I didn't know what to expect from his first season.  Dan lead a mediocre team to the finals (with some controversy).  I'll watch Dan's career progress cautiously from afar.

Threat Level:  5

Dead-Bottom Division Record:  9-8

Commissioner's Note:  Who is the Real Mike Stephens?  In 2024 North Shore Mike Stephens and former Bush League Champion Mike Stephens battled over the name.  Mike Stephens came out on top.  Which one?  The Real Mike Stephens.  Mike has a myriad of fantasy knowledge and has been playing for years.  He's also an avid gambler and knows how to play the odds.  His first season in the league was impressive.  He's someone to watch.

Threat Level:  6

Dead-Bottom Division Record:  11-5